nerdjpg:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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(Source: nerdjpg, via yaoi112233)

theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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(via zackisontumblr)

"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."

the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via lulz-time)

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

(via humoristics)