I got shit to do
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!
I’m moving…BYE MOM
Jackie Chan trains his stuntmen and pays their medical bills out of pocket.
Mark Wahlberg, a high school dropout, got his diploma at the age of 42 to set an example for his kids.
If you win something on “The Price is Right,” you can’t leave the studio with your winnings until you pay the…
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product
once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”
Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat
Thank God in homeschooled.