Anonymous:
Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

Jackie Chan trains his stuntmen and pays their medical bills out of pocket.

Mark Wahlberg, a high school dropout, got his diploma at the age of 42 to set an example for his kids.

If you win something on “The Price is Right,” you can’t leave the studio with your winnings until you pay the…

mywaytoburn:

bloomberrypancakes:

guccipoop:

when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

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Is that a gay porn gif?

no it’s when you work really hard on a project and forget to bring it to school the day its due.

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i-write-poetry-not-tragedies:

alinatotheleft:

frnkoreo:

happilyneverforever:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”

Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat

Thank God in homeschooled.

(Source: goatpolice, via perks-of-being-chinese)